Often when things are going wrong and your child is stubborn, yells, stamps his feet and accuses you of all the evils of the earth, there is only one thing left to do: laugh about it!
Pictures for Santa Claus
If your child still believes in Santa, you can pull out your phone and say you just want to document seizures to help Santa. If you do it while laughing and winking, he will quickly change his attitude. He will also understand that it is not very serious, and he will have forgotten what annoyed him so much.
Endless Crisis, Take 1
If he's older, take out the camera and become a director. As soon as you say "Julian's endless crisis, take 1", things should be fine.
What? Sorry? Huh?
When your children have gone on a wailing spree, have them repeat it often…too often! They will eventually understand your scheme and if they find you more disturbing than funny, you will still have managed to play down the situation.
"It's bad, right Buzz? »
Talk todolls and figurines of the great drama unfolding before your eyes and lend them your voice to suggest absurd solutions. Your child might find this very funny.
Join the dance
There's nothing like adding it by yelling, stamping your feet, making the bacon or covering your ears to shout "LA LA LA LA LA LA". It stops seizures and lets off steam!
Is someone knocking on the door?
Children are afraid of being ashamed. If yours thinks someone is at the door and that someone could have heard them screaming, they may stop suddenly.
Okay, it's over, I'm attacking you
A tickling attack or a big bad wolf transformation that "will eat youeee!!!" often makes children want to laugh. Their cries of rage turn into cries of false fear and the crisis is over.
Sing
If you feel like it, answer his reproaches by singing. Everything always looks less serious in a musical, right?
Great dramas
Bring out your dramatizing skills and make the drama outrageously worse. The Cleopatra scene is always effective in making children who know Asterix laugh: “Gauls who came from afar to overwhelm me with hatred…”
Statue
You can always ignore them,without moving… mouth open. Turn yourself into a statue of s alt, they will realize one day that you no longer answer.
Communication problems
Answer by omitting words or making up verbs. You can also articulate the words without making a sound, they will eventually understand that you are doing all this for fun and that you have no intention of quarreling.
